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'''Extract of Radium''' is the only true extract of [[Radium (nonfiction)]], and a [[transdimensional corporation]]. ''Humans love it!'' | '''Extract of Radium''' is the only true extract of [[Radium (nonfiction)]], and a [[transdimensional corporation]]. ''[[Humans love it!]]'' | ||
== Slogans == | == Slogans == | ||
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* [[Croesus Management]] | * [[Croesus Management]] | ||
* [[Doctor Dead]] | * [[Doctor Dead]] | ||
* [[Humans love it!]] | |||
* [[Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle]] | * [[Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle]] | ||
* [[Pi disaster]] | * [[Pi disaster]] | ||
Revision as of 16:31, 14 March 2016
Extract of Radium is the only true extract of Radium (nonfiction), and a transdimensional corporation. Humans love it!
Slogans
The slogan Truly Delicious sold many a bottle, until the slogan Deadly Addictive proved both true and more profitable.
Sponsorships
Extract of Radium sponsors the hit TV show Green Lantern Acres.
Celebrity sponsors
Extract of Radium has enjoyed the sponsorship of innumerable luminaries, including:
Wealth Counter-Redistribution
Extract of Radium is a long-time client of Croesus Management.
See Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction).
Sweet, sweet crude oil
Add Extract of Radium to sweet crude oil (nonfiction), and what do you get?
See also Turpentine Delight.
Sympathy for the Devil for Peace
Extract of Radium politely asks its beloved consumers to forget all about the disastrous Sympathy for the Devil for Peace concert.
Fiction cross-reference
- Conius Maculatus
- Croesus Management
- Doctor Dead
- Humans love it!
- Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle
- Pi disaster
- Radium Squeezer
- Super-Curie
- Sweet, sweet crude oil
- Sympathy for the Devil for Peace
- Toffoli Rad
- Transdimensional corporation
- Turpentine Delight
- Tyler Tork