September 4

Stained Glass Angelica Flowerhead.

Better Than News

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  Jeremiah Brubaker is an American prison drama film about newly arrived prison warden Jeremiah Brubaker (Robert Redford), who attempts to clean up a corrupt and violent penal system while dealing with the traumatic memories of his mountain man past.

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  We Need to Talk About Kelvin a 2011 thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature physics researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.

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  Planet of the Teens is a 1968 American science fiction educational filmstrip which tells the story of an adult astronaut crew that crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future. Although the planet appears desolate at first, the surviving crew members stumble upon a society in which teens have evolved into creatures with adult-like intelligence and speech, and have assumed the role of the dominant species.

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  Jedi vs. Homelander is a science fiction superhero television series.

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  Tropic of Kandor is a Superman story written by Henry Miller. It is Miller's only known work in the American superhero genre.

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  Drugstore Condom is a 1989 American crime drama film directed by the American filmmaker Gus Van Sant.

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  Three Legs of the Fryer is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.

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  The Wordle is Not Enough is a 1999 spy action-education film about the murder of a billionaire dictionary publisher, and James Bond's subsequent assignment to protect the publisher's daughter Wordle, who had previously been held for ransom by illiterate terrorists.

Beyond Plausible

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  The Red Bluetooth Show is a Canadian science and technology television series for the do-it-yourselfer.

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  Going for the Ono (1977) is the eighth studio album by English progressive rock band Yet. It is the only Yet album to feature Yoko Ono.

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  Crypto Party is a song about cryptography by American singer, songwriter, and musician-cryptographer Rick Nelson. The song plays during the infamous "garden party" sequence in "Keanu Reeves's Lifestyles of the Rich and Matrix".

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  The Cuba Libreville is a highball cocktail consisting of cola, rum, and water from the mouth of the Komo river in Gabon, West Africa.

In Other Words

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  Compatible DNA Romance is a romantic eugenics comedy film about a young woman who returns from college to find that her first love has a non-white girlfiend, and her family's DNA analysis laboratory has hit hard times.

Are You Sure

... that the Association for the Advancement of Antonin Artaud is a licensed, non-profit transdimensional corporation which advances the interests, ideals, and aberrant psychologies of Antonin Artaud; and that the Association, while licensed, is notoriously undisciplined and has serious side-effects including the invention of a cocktail which calls for two parts absinthe to one part Extract of Radium?

... that Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol was written by the dueling pistol which killed Alexander Hamilton?

... that George Eastman registered the trademark Kodak and received a patent for his camera that uses roll film on this day in 1888?

Topic of the Day

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  Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.

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  The Man with the Golden Musket (1974): James Bond must recover the Storax Toga Lei, a breakthrough fashion solution to contemporary aesthetic shortages, before criminally deranged fashion designer Canna Fracas Orgasmic raises hemlines to the waist.

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  "Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?" No, I wire the explosives to the collection plate. Now put on that fucking scuba mask and get in the baptismal font or I'll—

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  Boss Dog is an organic golem designed and manufactured by Symbionts Can Do to mimic Spot the mechanical robot dog.

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  Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol is an autobiography of the dueling pistol which killed Alexander Hamilton.