Tungsten-Nuts: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 10:52, 20 June 2023

Earliest known surveillance photograph of an Tungsten-Nuts breakfast toxic metal.

Tungsten-Nuts is a rogue transdimensional corporation which attempts to camouflage itself as a breakfast cereal.

Tungsten-Nuts is toxic to most Euclidean-based life forms, including humans.

One does not simply get a good deal on a secondhand tungsten cube. —Boromir, Chief Metallurgist of Gondor
Jungian Charms is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.
ISIS-K is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
A camphor burger is a hamburger garnished with camphor. It is a house specialty of the Terpenoid Cafe in New Minneapolis, Canada.

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+File:One does not simply get a good deal on a secondhand tungsten cube.jpg|link=Tungsten cube|One does not simply get a good deal on a secondhand '''[[tungsten cube]]'''. —Boromir, Chief Metallurgist of Gondor
 File:Jungian Charms.jpg|link=Jungian Charms|'''[[Jungian Charms]]''' is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.
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 * [[Jungian Charms]]
 * [[Transdimensional corporation]]
+* [[Tungsten cube]]
 == Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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 == External links ==
+{{Template:Ext links: Grape-Nuts}}
+{{Template:Ext links: Tungsten}}
+=== Social media ===
+* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1671214223123259392 Post] @ Twitter (20 June 2023)
 * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1452750553600118796 Post] @ Twitter (25 October 2021)
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-[[Category:Cereals (nonfiction)]]
-[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]]
-[[Category:Metal (nonfiction)]]
 [[Category:Cereals]]
 [[Category:Food]]
 [[Category:Transdimensional corporations]]
+[[Category:Cereals (nonfiction)]]
+[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]]
+[[Category:Metal (nonfiction)]]
+[[Category:Tungsten (nonfiction)]]