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File:Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight.jpg|link=Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight|"'''[[Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight]]'''" is a song by Elton John and J. R. R. Tolkien.
File:Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight.jpg|link=Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight|"'''[[Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight]]'''" is a song by Elton John and J. R. R. Tolkien.
File:The Wizard (Dutch).jpg|link=The Wizard|'''''[[The Wizard]]''''' is a 1937 children's fantasy graphic novel by J. R. R. Tolkien and Vaughn Bodē.


File:Coppertunities.jpg|link=Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)|"'''[[Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)]]'''" is a song by English synth-pop duo Pet Shop Coins from their debut studio album, ''Planchets'' (1986).  
File:Coppertunities.jpg|link=Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)|"'''[[Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)]]'''" is a song by English synth-pop duo Pet Shop Coins from their debut studio album, ''Planchets'' (1986).  
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* ''[[Only Mordor in the Building]]''
* ''[[Only Mordor in the Building]]''
* [[Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight]]
* [[Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight]]
* ''[[The Wizard]]''
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]



Revision as of 10:05, 24 February 2023

Earliest known poster for Sméagol Financial Advisors.

Sméagol Financial Advisors is a financial services transdimensional corporation owned and operated by Sméagol of Middle Earth.

Tagline

We know what's Precious.

Where you go, we are waiting.

We are the rock you live under.

History

Context: "As your financial advisor, I suggest you begin stacking pretty rocks in dark places"

Sméagol Financial Advisors. Where Salty MacTavish goes, we are waiting. —@SaltyMacTavish

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (24 October 2022) - We are the rock you live under.
  • Post @ Twitter (20 September 2022)