MAGA Struck

Earliest known poster for MAGA Struck.

MAGA Struck is a 2021 political drama film about a mutilated voter (Nicolas Cage) who cannot come to terms with Donald Trump's loss of the 2020 election.

Excerpt

I'm no friggin' monument to justice!
I lost my Party! I lost my GOP!
Joe Biden has his Party!
Joe Biden has his Dems!
You want me to take my vote
, put it away and forget?

In the News

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  Blenheim Palace Gold Toilet, Donald Trump's Brain Both Still Missing: badly damaged brain "may have been sentenced to eternity in the Phantom Zone, then flushed down the Blenheim toilet, now plumbed to Hell".

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  Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

• Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen.jpg

  Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen is a 2022 sex farce starring MAGA Cap Guy and Marjorie "Kneels Before Men" Greene.

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  Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  Hair once royal gold
  Debased for gambling debts is
  Tarnished silver sold.

Fiction cross-reference

• Armory
• Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
• Hair Once Royal Gold
• Blenheim Palace Gold Toilet, Donald Trump's Brain Both Still Missing

External links

• Post @ Twitter (9 August 2022)
• https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1547675165760180229

• Video Of Capitol Riot Shown During First Jan. 6 Committee Hearing @ YouTube
• Moonstruck (5/11) Movie CLIP - Ronny Lost His Hand and Bride (1987) @ YouTube