Euphoriolanus

Euphoriolanus (? - ?) is a happier man than Coriolanus (nonfiction).

For several millenia, the Extract of Radium company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.

This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.

Euphoriolanus is widely believed to own a copy of the supposedly lost erotic novel The Adulteration of Bergamot, which he demanded in return for his funding of a major Bergamot oil adulteration laboratory.

Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the Nacreum for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."

Euphoriolanus likes to make a show of ordering enormous quantities of Braunschweiger of the Vanities, only to stalk away in a huff without paying.

Euphoriolanus has a spiteful grudge against the Clockwork Bard.

In the News

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  Hydrodistillation analysis with enantiomeric column b- DEX sm, which John Brunner scavenged from Euphoriolanus' trash.

Fiction cross-reference

• A Clockwork Bard for Liebowitz
• Braunschweiger of the Vanities
• Coriolanus
• Euphoria
• Euphorium
• Euphoriumalism - compare Triumphalism (nonfiction)
• Extract of Radium
• John Brunner
• Nacreum
• Radium Squeezer
• The Adulteration of Bergamot

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Coriolanus (nonfiction)