View source for Extract of Radium

[[File:Havelock_With_Glass_-_Extract_of_Radium.jpg|thumb|[[Lucky Gambler]], Extract of Radium addict, and alleged time-traveler [[John Havelock]] with a transdimensional glass of delicious, user-reprogrammable Extract of Radium.]]'''Extract of Radium''' is the only true extract of [[Radium (nonfiction)|radium]].

Extract of Radium is available as a beverage and as downloadable software.

Extract of Radium is widely believed to be the product of an [[Crimes against chemistry|organized criminal chemistry syndicate]].

== Testimony ==

"What alcohol made you say I’ll never drink that again?"

<blockquote>
Oh, it wasn't alcohol.

It was a transdimensional glass of delicious, user-reprogrammable Extract of Radium.

Bad news:  lethally addictive

Good news: causes time travel
</blockquote>

Hashtags: #ExtractOfRadium 

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1368231447383977986 Post] @ Twitter

== In the News ==

<gallery>
File:Gnomon algorithm lair - Extract of Radium Prevention Board.jpg|link=Gnomon algorithm lair|A secure [[Gnomon algorithm lair]] monitoring Extract of Radium activity within Earth's gravity well.

File:Phagey_the_Extract_of_Radium_mascot.png|Phagey, the Extract of Radium mascot.

File:Judge Havelock With Glass.jpg|link=Judge Havelock With Glass|1999: ''[[Judge Havelock With Glass]]'' is "a reasonably accurate depiction of events as I experienced them," according to mathematician and alleged immortal [[John Havelock]].

File:Baron Zersetzung.jpg|link=Baron Zersetzung|1974: Information management specialist and alleged crime boss [[Baron Zersetzung]] donates several hundred terabytes of recycled Extract of Radium to food shelves and internet cafes across the United States.

File:Phagey the Extract of Radium mascot.png|link=Extract of Radium|April 13, 1952: [[Extract of Radium]] opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and [[Clandestiphrine]] with a twist of [[Malvoleum]].
File:Radium Jane.jpg|link=Radium Jane|[[Radium Jane]] wins contract to distribute Extract of Radium in the western United States, 1860 through 1900.

File:Brion Gysin scrying engine Dreamachine.jpg|link=Brion Gysin|Performance artist and crime-fighter [[Brion Gysin]] uses hand-held [[scrying engine]] to detect and expose Extract of Radium marketing campaign.

File:Mispent Youth.jpg|link=Mispent Youth|[[Mispent Youth]] tastes even better with double shot of [[Methylphenidate (nonfiction)|methylphenidate]].

File:Curie and radium by Castaigne.jpg|M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium.

File:Orgasmatron from Sleeper.png|link=Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|Tiny [[Spacecraft (nonfiction)|spacecraft]] with [[Artificial hedonism (nonfiction)|alien "Happy Ending" software]] converts human sweat into Extract of Radium.

File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|[[Wumpus-compass]] syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.

File:Radium_bazin_apéritif_riche.jpg|''Radium Bazin'' poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life.

File:Phantomtollbooth.PNG|link=The Phantom Tollbooth (nonfiction)|Before his appearance in [[The Phantom Tollbooth]], Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for [[Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?]]. 

File:Humans Love It.png|link=Humans Love It!|Extract of Radium: [[Humans Love It!]].

</gallery>

== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Clandestiphrine]]
* [[Conius Maculatus]]
* [[Crimes against chemistry]]
* [[Croesus Management]]
* [[Euphoriolanus]]
* [[Food-like product]] - any of various products (more often by-products) of [[transdimensional corporations]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]
* [[Green Lantern Acres]]
* [[Humans love it!]]
* [[Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle]]
* [[Lucky Gambler]]
* [[Metachondria]] - excessive congregation of [[metachondria]] has been reported to spontaneously generate Extract of Radium, precipitating [[scrimshaw abuse]].
* [[Perpetual Sunshine for the Living Dead]] - a cocktail made from equal parts of Extract of Radium and rum and garnished with a splash of one or more hallucinogenic drugs, typically [[Mescaline (nonfiction)|mescaline]]. It was manufactured from 1918 to 1928 by the [[House of Malevecchio]], which during those years held exclusive distribution rights for [[Extract of Radium]] in the [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]].
* [[Pi disaster]]
* [[Radium Squeezer]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* [[Super-Curie]]
* [[Stateless Protocol (perfume)]]
* [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]]
* [[Sympathy for the Devil for Peace]]
* [[Toffoli Rad]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Traversal]] a plugin for Extract of Radium which allows the user to traverse back and forth within timelines, usually within a fixed time limit
* [[Turpentine Delight]]
* [[Tyler Tork]]
* [[Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

* [[Amazon (company) (nonfiction)]] - one of the models for Extract of Radium ... "We Put the Extract Into Extractive Industries!"
* [[Extract of Radium (nonfiction)]]
* [[No True Scotsman (nonfiction)]]
* [[Radium (nonfiction)]]
* [[Sweet crude oil (nonfiction)]]
* [[Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction)]]

== External links ==

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386261367741718528 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021)

[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:APTO investigations]]
[[Category:Extract of Radium]]
[[Category:Materials]]
[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]]