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[[File:Eldergod Eldercare - Trump Dildoes.jpg|thumb|ElderGod ElderCare Assisted Living Facility.]]The '''ElderGod ElderCare Assisted Living Facility''' is a [[Transdimensional corporation|assisted living facility]] for [[Elder Gods (nonfiction)|Elder Gods]] and similar malefic supernatural entities which are no longer capable of living on their own due to extreme old age.

== In the News ==

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File:The Jewel of Senile.jpg|link=The Jewel of Senile|'''''[[The Jewel of Senile]]''''' is a 1985 drama film about two gem dealers (Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas) whose attempts to find a legendary jewel lead to unexpected advances in geriatric technology.

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

* [[Elder Gods (nonfiction)]]

== External links ==

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1390089361908195335 Post] @ Twitter (5 May 2021)


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