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[[File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.]]'''Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.

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File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|'''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry. 

File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from '''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]'''.

File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''

File:I know what you did last Zummer.jpg|link=I Know What You Did Last Zummer|'''''I Know What You Did Last Zummer''''' is a 1997 American sex education film. It draws inspiration from the urban legend known as the Nook, and the 1980s sex education films ''[[Prom Nurse]]'' (1980) and ''[[The Clinic on Sorority Row]]'' (1982).

File:Aaron Brocollivich.jpg|link=Aaron Brocollivich|'''[[Aaron Brocollivich]]''', nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

File:HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.png|link=HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates|'''[[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]''' is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

File:Moon is a Harsh Mistress But You Like It Rough.jpg|link=The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough|'''''[[The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough]]''''' is a 1966 science fiction novel by American writer [REDACTED] about a lunar colony's sexual abstinence revolt against absentee rule from Earth men. 

File:Bluestreak Cleaner Wrasse Task Force.jpg|link=Bluestreak Cleaner Wrasse Task Force|'''[[Bluestreak Cleaner Wrasse Task Force]]''' is a transdimensional fish farm which uses uses cleaner fish to gather marketable substances from larger fish.

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]].
* [[Bluestreak Cleaner Wrasse Task Force]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]
* ''[[I Know What You Did Last Zummer]]''
* [[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor]]
* [[Malvoleum]]
* [[Rivet Cream]]
* ''[[The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough]]''

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [ Post] @ Twitter

* [ Love Canal]


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