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[[File:Clandestphrine_and_Phagey.jpg|thumb|First page of original proposal to develop Clandestiphrine.]]'''Clandestiphrine''', also known as '''deniatol''' or '''denialine''', is a [[transdimensional drug]] which amplifies the user's will to conceal events and misdirect attention.

== Description ==

Like most [[transdimensional drugs]], clandestiphrine includes a [[Software (nonfiction)|software]] component.

Clandestiphrine is widely used by police and military agencies to improve the outcome of covert operations. 

At low doses it causes plausible deniability in 98% of cases; with large, extended doses, military operations can be entirely concealed from public awareness.

As a medication it is used for a number of conditions including: anapolitical shock, computational arrest, and supernatural bleeding.

It may be used for assassination when other treatments are not effective.

It is given [[Computation (nonfiction)|computationally]], by injection into a [[Metachondria|metachondrion]], by inhalation, or by a variety of [[Computation (nonfiction)|computational]] technqiues.

== In the News ==

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File:Euglena Junction 2.jpg|link=Euglena Junction|'''''[[Euglena Junction]]''''' is a reality television program about the life of ''Euglena'', a genus of single-celled flagellate protists. It is loosely based on the television program ''Petticoat Junction'', with various species of ''Euglena'' playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.

File:Bay of Pigs.jpg|link=Bay of Pigs Invasion (nonfiction)|April 20, 1962: Traces of Clandestiphrine residue are detected at the [[Bay of Pigs Invasion (nonfiction)|Bay of Pigs]], raising questions about CIA involvement with [[transdimensional drugs]].

File:Phagey the Extract of Radium mascot.png|link=Extract of Radium|April 13, 1952: [[Extract of Radium]] opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts [[Extract of Radium]] and [[Clandestiphrine]] with a twist of [[Malvoleum]].

File:Project Diana antenna.jpg|link=Project Diana (nonfiction)|April 12, 1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses [[Project Diana (nonfiction)|Project Diana]] antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine.

File:Johannes Weyer.jpg|link=Johann Weyer (nonfiction)|February 23, 1580: Physician, occultist, and [[Gnomon algorithm]] theorist [[Johann Weyer (nonfiction)|Johann Weyer]] publicly accuses the [[House of Malevecchio]] of secretly distributing [[clandestiphrine]] and other illegal drugs.

File:Nobel Ice (Fabergé egg).jpg|link=Dysprosium Titanate|[[Dysprosium Titanate]] Fabergé egg is source of Clandestiphrine, used in [[Crimes against mathematical constants]], charges [[Astrakhan Khanate (nonfiction)|Astrakhan Khanate]] ambassador.

File:Diagramaceous soil bingo algorithm harvest.jpg|link=Diagramaceous soil|[[Diagramaceous soil]] has Clandestiphrine fingerprints all over it, says Artist-Engineer [[Don Tasmian]].

File:Spirograph set (UK Palitoy early 1980s) (perspective fixed).jpg|link=Spirograph (nonfiction)|Clandestiphrine ring uses [[Spirograph (nonfiction)|Spirograph]] as front.

File:Spin ice spin arrangement diagram.svg|link=Spin ice (nonfiction)|[[Spin ice (nonfiction)|Spin ice diagram]] tips off investigators, [[Dysprosium Titanate]] suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking in [[Astrakhan Khanate (nonfiction)|Astrakhan Khanate]].

File:Petroleum.jpg|link=The Little Petroleum Sample That Could|Celebrated children's book ''[[The Little Petroleum Sample That Could]]'' is front for Clandestiphrine trafficking, say crime fighters.

File:Umbrella Man.jpg|link=Umbrella Man (nonfiction)|[[Umbrella Man (nonfiction)|Umbrella Man witnesses]] rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Baron Zersetzung]]
* [[Crimes against chemical constants]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Greater Kingdom Fungi Co-Prosperity Spore]] - unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] suspected by [[APTO]] of [[crimes against chemical constants]] including covert [[Delucidation|delucidation]] and the manufacture of Clandestiphrine
* [[Metachondria]]
* [[Transdimensional drug]]
* [[Watergate scandal]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

* [[Drug (nonfiction)]]
* ''[[Greens]]''
* [[Runcible (nonfiction)]]
* [[Simply describe in plain language, and the game is up (nonfiction)]] - an aphorism describing a principle, the lack of which is satirized by Clandestiphrine.

== External links ==

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epinephrine Epinephrine] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKUltra MKUltra] @ Wikipedia

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