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[[File:If_you_can_count_your_toes_(tweet).jpg|thumb|If you can count your toes ...]]"'''If you can count your toes'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].

== If you can count your toes ==

Context: "Well that’s the last time I mow my lawn after cocktails"

<blockquote>
If you can count your toes

You are probably okay
</blockquote>

Image: George Jones Drunk Driving a Lawn Mower.

== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==


== External links ==

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1384156821871468552 Post] @ Twitter (18 April 2021)



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